Planning A Visit T-Shirts

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I just..."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Italia tours

The Rise of Modern Art

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Raphael

"Then what happened?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'