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Komodo Island to be luxury tourist resort

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I just..."

Italia tours

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Recalculating!

Western Outfitters.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Lost

A London gent abroad

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'One carry-on!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Seal blubber stew

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Bath Abbey

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.