Planning A City Escape T-Shirts

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Desert Island Fantasies

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Single Family Home Sanctuary

A Bubble of Countryside.

Go Back to New York

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

You Are Lost

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Zen Wall Street.

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

Bed & Breakfast

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

Glad we moved out of the City

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Urban therapy.

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

Country Air.

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

Hell/Paradise