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Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"Methane's a bit heavy, today."

"I just did a transit of mercury."

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

How moons are born...

Pluto Downgraded to Dwarf Planet Status

'See the ring Pal, I'm married.'

METHANE BAR

Mercury rising.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Scientists focus on a dry seabed on Mars.

'Maybe I give off a little ammonia, but at least I don't smell like people!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Slinky Cow World

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Save Mars

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

UFO and snowman

Newton's cradle

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Water divining Mars

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"