Animal Planet T-Shirts

'Okay, you can watch 'animal planet'....just don't try any of that stuff at home.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

Skipping Horse

Polly txt speak

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Police Feline Unit

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Mardi Gras

Seagiraffes

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'