Animal T-Shirts

'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'

'I'd like you each to share your particular phobia with the rest of the therapy group, starting with you, giraffe!'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

Cleaning Pig 'They're actually very clean animals.'

"Whom should I say is calling?"

"We can't go on like this, Mario. If my mother ever suspected there was more between us than a purely symbiotic relationship, she'd stick her head in an oven."

"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."

Shear and Wear

'Go over that again about thinking you're a gargoyle.'

'Great nose job, Marlene.'

Dangle the Dog

"What we had between us was truly special. But now I'm in the mood for lamb chops."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Young Frankenstein"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Police Feline Unit

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

A Good Batch.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Hmph. College kids.'