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Funk Facts: Africa.

Funk Facts:Cows.

Funky Facts: Bears.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Seagiraffes

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Mardi Gras

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'