Planetary Music Critic Pillows

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

No Elgar!

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

The Music Critic.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

A singer being criticised

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

The five inhospitable gas giants

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Focus Groupies

Smashed harp...

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."