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'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

No Elgar!

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

The Music Critic.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

A singer being criticised

Mega-Corp Pictures. This film will tell a story about Frederick the Great censuring one of his favorite musicians. "The Empire Strikes Bach"!

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

The five inhospitable gas giants

"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity, if only through the lyrics of a Coldplay song!"

Focus Groupies

Smashed harp...

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"