Planetary Motion Geek Gifts

"So sorry to miss you!"

Alien David statue

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Dr. Roo.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Slinky Cow World

Romance of Radio Astronomy

How Glaciations Begin

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Newton's cradle

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Facial hair continental drift.