Planetary Foodie T-Shirts

Kelly's worst nightmare was realized when, during a specially frantic binge, she devoured the entire planet.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Two vegans, please."

Flying sauces.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Kirks & Tacos

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

Jupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Moon pies.

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

Vegan Menu

China in Space.

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

Flying Sauces

Gastronauts

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

Man in vegan retaurant: 'I'll eat anything with a pulse.'

"Anomaletta"

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'