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China in Space.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

A London gent abroad

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

Endangered Entrees

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

God Cooks Up Evolution

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

'Next time YOU pronounce it!'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

"Unitarian. You?"

'Yes, I think God still would want you to say grace for asparagus and carrots.'

'We thank you for this food, but we wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives.'

'This is is a Merlot...I didstinctly asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon! '

"Dog food again! How about a pup tart instead?"

Kelly's worst nightmare was realized when, during a specially frantic binge, she devoured the entire planet.