Planetary Gourmand Pillows

China in Space.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

A London gent abroad

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Endangered Entrees

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

God Cooks Up Evolution

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

'Next time YOU pronounce it!'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

Birthday cakes from around the world

"Unitarian. You?"

'Yes, I think God still would want you to say grace for asparagus and carrots.'

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

'We thank you for this food, but we wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives.'

"Do you have a lean cuisine, waiter?"

'This is is a Merlot...I didstinctly asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon! '

"Dog food again! How about a pup tart instead?"