Celestial Gourmand Pillows

'The food will probably come as a bit of a shock, too.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

God Cooks Up Evolution

Christmas canape?

China in Space.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"What's good here?"

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"Unitarian. You?"

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'