Celestial Gourmand Prints

'The food will probably come as a bit of a shock, too.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Just one more choccy...

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

God Cooks Up Evolution

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

China in Space.

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Christmas canape?

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"What's good here?"

"Unitarian. You?"

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."