Spiritual Gourmand Prints

"Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Party Animals.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Just one more choccy...

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"First, do no ham."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Put some spiritual food in there."

God Cooks Up Evolution

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Holy Pizza

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."