Spiritual Gourmand Prints

"Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Party Animals.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Namasteak"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"First, do no ham."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

God Cooks Up Evolution

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Holy Pizza

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'