Planet Care Gifts

The planet is put in recycling.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Billy. The Kid.

Dog Walking Services

Deforestation.

North Pole

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Nature versus commerce.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Gardener attacked by plants.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Biofelineism

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Natural Disasters