Planet Care Gifts

The planet is put in recycling.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

North Pole

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Billy. The Kid.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Natural Disasters

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Biofelineism

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'