Planes Gifts

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"

"I think you're right Bob, it does look like the mechanic.....that's odd, I think he wants us to land the plane."

"She's all yours."

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

Windshield washer.

Flying school: 5-day crash course.

"I don't tolerate unruly passengers."

'Check on Olson - looks like he nodded off again.'

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'

Stealth fighter fly over.

Overpacked flight to New York

'Beats me how it manages to stay up there!'

"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."

'.....DOOR!'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

"Having gained your pilots licence, I didn't think joined up writing would be a problem."

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

'Now do you believe me?'

"It's not a bullet hole - it's a cavity."

Airshow.

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Air Control.

"I love making a glide in..."

The EP-21 spy plane.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

After all five flight controller went down with a stomach flu...'

Boy pilot.

'No hitchhikers!'