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I take it you don't think the one meter rule is safe enough

"Bond James, Bond."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Silly wig.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Star Wars Audience

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Masquerade

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

Darth Vader at the hair salon