Plague Doctor Cosplay Fan Gifts

I take it you don't think the one meter rule is safe enough

"Bond James, Bond."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Silly wig.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

A man washing a mascot costume

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Star Wars Audience

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Kids Playing Doctor.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Masquerade

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."