Pj Enthusiast Gifts

Hang the PJ's

Clown on bike.

Dancing in pyjamas

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Mou...Man trap!

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'Must you be so judgemental?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

Law 'N' Order

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'