Pixellated Pal Gifts

"Did your brother grow up on video games?"

'That was fun!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"This is my man cave."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Pirate trying on parrots.

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Droplet with a pencil.

Puppy Love.

The Cartoon Reaper.

Listen to a lot of phone pitches while I'm at work?

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

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