Pixel Medic Gifts

"Of course, as long as this 'sick friend' is ot a character in a video game who you're trying to 'heal' so he can get to the next level."

The Computer Bore

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Rage.

Homo Gamus

Geek fairies

Gamers

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

Home page on a computer

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"