Pitch-perfect Visionary Gifts

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I'm color blind, please help.

Football Crazy.

"I'm ahead of my time."

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Deregulated Baseball

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

A Woman's Conquests.

Getting ready for spring

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

Football Countdown.

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

The World's First Taxi...

Rationalization

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

Passionate about Football.