Pitch Meeting Survivor Pillows

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Lethal Presentation

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"I'd like to take a few minutes to make a series of promises I have no intention of keeping."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Big Football

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Free Speech has heavy price.

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Arsene Wenger

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

Bowled out.

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'