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Clever pitbulls.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Pick me!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Jr. cloning kit

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Works every time.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Desert Island BBQ

"First date hairball... awkward."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...