Pitbull Lover Gifts

Clever pitbulls.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Pick me!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Jr. cloning kit

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Works every time.'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"First date hairball... awkward."

Desert Island BBQ

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...