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'How butch is that doggy in the window?'

The Fourth Little Pig

Love a Mutt

'Jurassic Pork.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Living with a cataholic.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Clever pitbulls.

Squeal like a pig!

Bat

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Jurassic Pork!

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

The Secret Life of Pugs

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

Mike Tyson

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Romulus and Remus

"It's time to name the new warrior, any suggestions?"

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Naomi Osaka

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"Frankly, the idea of "Mating for Life" is quite daunting to somebody like me who has a fear of commitment..."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"After a hard day at the office, all Barry wants to do is put his feet up and listen to somebody tell him what to think."