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Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

I love Cannelloni

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Garbage Piñata

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Don't go in there!!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Al Dante

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Holy Macaroni,

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Spaghetti Road

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

Clever pitbulls.

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."