Pita Lover Pillows

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

I love Cannelloni

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Al Dante

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Holy Macaroni,

Spaghetti Road

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Clever pitbulls.

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Rocking Panda

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."