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"I thought we had agreed, no lawyers!"

Changing Minds

"You're solemates!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

What they're thinking.

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"

"Of course, not everybody can face this kind of responsibility."

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

Pisces

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

"You have a really weird energy."

'How can I keep you on in sales when you've never convinced me to give you a raise!'

"Good dog!"

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

'Is your bank account half full or half empty?'

ESP society.

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence

Elements of an effective sales presentation.

'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.'