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"I thought we had agreed, no lawyers!"

Changing Minds

"You're solemates!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

What they're thinking.

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

'I'm a Pisces.'

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

". . .and so the Defense rests, based on those facts, to the best of my manipulation."

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

Pisces

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

"Of course, not everybody can face this kind of responsibility."

"You have a really weird energy."

'How can I keep you on in sales when you've never convinced me to give you a raise!'

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence

You've got to get on board with celebrity endorsements. People love your voice. They trust it. Bite me. Okay, then we'll find someone else to dupe your pathetic audience, sell them stuff they don't need and make them feel deep regret. Hold on. You never mentioned the spiritual benefits. I didn't want to play this card. To think of the shame I could inflict.

ESP society.

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

'Is your bank account half full or half empty?'

"Good dog!"

Elements of an effective sales presentation.