Pisces Believer T-Shirts

"You're a Pisces, aren't you?"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"You're solemates!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fairy Vet

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Your Palm

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

The Fountain of Youth.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Every App tells a story.

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

"The other fairy does glass."

'I'm a Pisces.'

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"