Pisces Believer T-Shirts

"You're a Pisces, aren't you?"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"You're solemates!"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Fairy Vet

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Your Palm

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

The Fountain of Youth.

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

Every App tells a story.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

"The other fairy does glass."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

Wishing Well - Results may vary.