Pirate Stories Gifts

"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"

Sea Bandits.

Somewhere on the Coast of Somalia...

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"How many letters can you read?"

Walking the Plank.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

Pirate King

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

'We should talk more.'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'