Pirate Lore Gifts

"I was in a different place then."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Pirate: 'Wow! what's this one?' Assistant: 'It's the new Swiss army model.'

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

"Pirates!"

'Why don't we invest it in mutual funds?'

'Caution pirates ahead'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Oh great! We found the treasure but it turns out they were music pirates.'

Pirate's beaver problems,

Pirate walking the plank with wings.

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

"Do you have one with a buckle that swashes?"

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"First of all, I said 'We are going to plunder'."

Porch Pirate

Pirate King

"Charlie, are we being rescued or captured?"

"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"

"No, let's go with the hook."

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"Cap'n crunches"

"Jimmy's not a member of our rewards program."

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

A pair of fishermen see themselves reflected in the water as skeletons.

Depth Perception in Myth and Fable

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'What can I say? STUFF HAPPENS!'

Pirates on holiday.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'