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"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"

Sea Bandits.

Somewhere on the Coast of Somalia...

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"How many letters can you read?"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Walking the Plank.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

Pirate King

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."