Pirate Of Pixels Gifts

The Computer Bore

Rage.

Homo Gamus

Geek fairies

Gamers

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

Home page on a computer

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

Video game

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

Boy and PC