Pirate Fan Club Pillows

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Treasure Island Book.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

Pirate

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'