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Keystone XL Pipeline

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

Cat boxer

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Lollipop mask

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

Explosive Dreams - Obama Legacy

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

Gas Supply To Europe

'I should have won that last fight.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."