Pioneers Of Advancement T-Shirts

Pasteur and those who came before him and failed.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Davy Crocat

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

L'il Buckaroo.

Early American Think Tank.

Wagon

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Technological Advances

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

"Me not know why, but him cool now."

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

The end is nigh.

"I need an appointment."

"C'est nouveau, c'est suisse!"

Jeff wondered. Maybe it was time he modernized the company's IT infrastructure.

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

"Remember - every new idea requires a leap in the dark."