Pioneers Of Advancement Pillows

Pasteur and those who came before him and failed.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Pioneers of the ancient west

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Davy Crocat

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Early American Think Tank.

Wagon

L'il Buckaroo.

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Technological Advances

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

Jeff wondered. Maybe it was time he modernized the company's IT infrastructure.

"I need an appointment."

"C'est nouveau, c'est suisse!"

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

"Me not know why, but him cool now."

The end is nigh.

Vending machine: 'A Breath of Fresh Air'