Pioneering Gourmand Gifts

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Beanirrito"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Cook in the cookery section.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Fresh pepper?"

Bookworm group

S. S. All You Can Eat

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

Dijon Vu

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Capturing a Cook

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

"Not eating right? But I haven't spilled a thing."

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

"I'm a computer programmer. After a few more glasses of wine, that'll seem more interesting."

"We may not have fully thought this through."

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

French BookstoreCafe.

Chicken Soup for the Lunch.

'Enjoy? Don't tell me what to do.'