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'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Women of the Wilderness

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Arctic Hothouse

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

Early American Think Tank.

"Too goth?"

Wagon

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"