Pet Name Pioneer T-Shirts

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Queen of Quinoa

Babies vs. Dogs

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"He's my school project for science class."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Wagon

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

'If dogs named themselves...'

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'No kidding? My name is Spot, too.'

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'