Pioneer Pooch Pillows

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Women of the Wilderness

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Arctic Hothouse

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"Too goth?"

Wagon

Early American Think Tank.

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

What seemed like forever of being gone, one day Skippy rolled back home.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'