Pin Cushion Aficionado Mugs

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Pillows in love.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

The Common Sutra.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'We have the same pinterest.'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

Comfort zone

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

You know you're getting old when....

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

'No, please, not the safety tag, I'm worthless without the tag. Ok, ok, I'll talk.'

Cat Bowling

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

It's not deja vu if you get it every day, Bob.

I really don't like your attitude. I really don't like your Snuggie.