Pin-up Aficionado Mugs

'Madame Charlie Dimmock'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

vaccine wars.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You've changed."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Motorherd

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Bangers and Mash

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"1-1"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

DUNVOTIN

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"