Thumbs-up Aficionado Mugs

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.

Jack in the Box

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'As the actor said to the female bishop.'

'Prior to serving as a network political policy analyst...our next speaker was a standup comic.'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Romantic knight.

'There were long delays on the M4 this week after a pig trailer overturned.' - 'The police arrived on the scene quickly.' - 'Observers wryly noted that there were 'Pigs running all over the road.''

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

Stage Fright

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Jack Black

The comedy club

Thumbs Up Banker

Stand Up Vacuums

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

"Wasn't she brilliant, I counted 27 F words and 11 C words. Genius!"

How comedians get their kids to sleep.

Comedy Corner.

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'Look! A buy signal.'

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

Bird's flying south.