Thumbs-up Aficionado Mugs

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

Jack in the Box

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

'Prior to serving as a network political policy analyst...our next speaker was a standup comic.'

'There were long delays on the M4 this week after a pig trailer overturned.' - 'The police arrived on the scene quickly.' - 'Observers wryly noted that there were 'Pigs running all over the road.''

'As the actor said to the female bishop.'

Romantic knight.

Stage Fright

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Jack Black

Thumbs Up Banker

The comedy club

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"Wasn't she brilliant, I counted 27 F words and 11 C words. Genius!"

Comedy Corner.

'Look! A buy signal.'

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

Bird's flying south.

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

'No, not that one, too Woody Allen...'