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"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Pillows in love.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Comfort zone

You know you're getting old when....

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

Cat Bowling

'No, please, not the safety tag, I'm worthless without the tag. Ok, ok, I'll talk.'

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"