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Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'The side effects are headaches, sweating,nervousness, and a depressed bank account.'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Parking validation

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

Finger Food.

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

"Of course it's a bribe. I put the 'buy' in 'buy-partisan.'"