Pillowcase Pun Fan Mugs

I could only find a couple of pillowcases.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

Cupid misses his shot.

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'The side effects are headaches, sweating,nervousness, and a depressed bank account.'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.

Finger Food.

Pumpkin blowing out birthday candles: 'Make a wish.'

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

Parking validation

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'